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This entry was posted on 5/14/2006 2:02 PM and is filed under uncategorized.

    Happy Mother's Day to Britney Spears (because you know that asshole Federwipe isn't going to remember to tell her)!

    Oh, yeah, Happy Mother's day to all you other muthas too.  

   We tested out the new camper this weekend and then my men took me to IHOP, where we gorged on various unhealthy (yet delicious!) foods and a surly hostess flung a carnation at me to help me celebrate this special day.

   I decided to not kick her metaphorical ass because she was probably a Mom too and I'd be pissy if I had to spend the day helping other mom have a nice Mother's Day. 

   I've worked on Mother's Day too (but not this one!), but I didn't have to spend the day around happy mothers with their families reminding me that my family was at home and I was not. 

   So let's take a moment to think of that gracious lady (whose name I didn't catch, possibly because she didn't throw it), and hopefully she'll feel the waves of goodwill spreading in her direction and she'll feel better.


* I was talking about  the relative shortness of the post, you bunch of pervs. 

 

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    • 5/14/2006 6:43 PM Pookie wrote:
      "* I was talking about the relative shortness of the post, you bunch of pervs. "

      Whew. I was going to be forced disagree with you.

      Oh, and remind me... next time, we need to put a couple more cranks on the stabilizer jacks. ;-D
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    • 5/14/2006 8:33 PM Mrs. Chili wrote:
      Okay, can I just say here? LOVE the new IHOP cinnamon roll french toast. They make french toast, just like the rest normal french toast, but then they cover it in this ooey-gooey cinnamon-roll filling sort of yummy stuff, then cover THAT in icing, then douse the whole thing in whipped cream.

      I'm just sayin'
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    • 5/15/2006 12:41 AM sweatpantsmom wrote:
      Happy Mother's Day to you, too!

      (Can you believe Mrs. Federline is pregnant again? Boooo...Hissss....)
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    • 5/15/2006 8:08 AM Shell wrote:
      God, no kidding. I can't believe we're getting even more of the Federline's DNA in the world. He's so repulsive.
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    • 5/15/2006 10:08 AM Chris wrote:
      Happy Mother's Day!
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    • 5/15/2006 9:46 PM raggedyandy wrote:
      i had a pretty good day. i was working security at a movie set for Kevin Costner. don't get so jealous. i was actually at the opposite end of the set making sure people were not allowed onto the set. i stood there for three hours while they were shooting approximately 15 seconds worth of footage. and also technically i was there as a security officer in my regular capacity. but it was overtime so it was even sweeter.
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    • 5/16/2006 11:25 AM mothergoosemouse wrote:
      Happy Mother's Day to you!

      Happy birthday to Pookie and to your oldest! (Can I just say that he is absolutely gorgeous without sounding like a dirty old woman?)
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    • 5/16/2006 1:12 PM Jess R wrote:
      I laughed out loud at the surly waitress flinging a carnation at you. I could imagine her saying to all the mothers, "Here's your stinkin' flower, ya crotches."
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    • 5/17/2006 10:35 AM Isabel wrote:
      Glad to hear you had a nice Mother's Day.

      I've been wanting some IHOP since they started those "stuffed french toast" commercials. Yummy!
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    • 5/18/2009 4:08 AM Casinoinfo wrote:
      I can't believe we're getting even more of the Federline's DNA in the world.hey make french toast, just like the rest normal french toast, but then they cover it in this ooey-gooey cinnamon-roll filling sort of yummy stuff..really awesome and appreciate to your efforts.
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    • 1/20/2010 4:23 AM xxx vids wrote:
      You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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