This entry was posted on 4/17/2006 9:09 PM and is filed under uncategorized.
So, we all agree that
Sharon Stone is a ginormous skank, then?
Ok, then, on to weightier matters.
Marsha tagged me for a meme. Which is exciting to me for a
couple of few reasons:
1) This is the first time I've been tagged, evah. I'm a virgin, tag-wise.
2) Marsha is cool(er than me), and I am just a little bit cooler now by association.
3) The meme is
6 Weird/Interesting Things About me. Ok, so I'm not so much with the interesting, but I'm full up on weird. The hardest part will be winnowing out the dull weird things and the really very embarrassing weird things.
Here we go!
1) When I eat a sandwich made with white bread, I always align the bread precisely; top crust to top crust, bottom to bottom, etc. Then I eat the crust off all the way around (Starting with the bottom crust. Always.) and then I eat the middle. Yes, I know, more weird than interesting. I believe I mentioned this possibility.
2) Like Marsha, I am an omnivore with carnivore leanings. I like meat. in pretty much any form. Beef, pork, poultry, seafood, deer, squirrel. Possibly the most exotic meat I've ever eaten is Alligator. It does not taste like chicken. It tastes like alligator. I happen to like it quite a bit, especially when served on a stick at a local festival. Interesting side note: It is the only thing I've ever eaten that I am scared of. Unless you count that undercooked chicken that one time when I was pregnant. Hell hath no fury like an undercooked chicken.
3) I do not go on amusement park rides. When I was a freshman in high school, the school was located across the street from the fairgrounds. So the first day of the the Fair, we got a half day off school and free admission to the Fair along with unlimited ride stamps on our hands. Bad idea. I have never been so ill in my life (with the possible exception of the aforementioned undercooked chicken), and I have refused to set foot on a ride since then. I won't even go into how the poor little sick high school girl who didn't have a damn dime to her name couldn't get a cup of water from ANY of the vendors. I will tell you how much I still hate them all, though. Which is a lot. Bastards.
4) I'm a much nicer person if I can have a nap. Trust me on this. If Contrary ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
5) I am addicted to
Chik-fil-A. If you do not have one where you are; move. Their chicken breakfast biscuits are like crack. Buttery crack. Mmm.
6) I went to New Orleans once, when I was about 12. We were only there for one day, but I got to have cafe au lait and beignets at the
Cafe Du Monde. You don't get much more landmarky than that in New Orleans. I remember being very shocked when a very squirelly little man exhorted me to "Come on in, little lady" to a strip joint on Bourbon Street. Ok, so I was very tall at 12 and was dressed up so I possibly looked older than I was, but I KNOW I didn't look like a grown woman. Also, it kinda smelled like vomit and pee in the tourist area.
Thanks, Marsha, for the tag! I'm not going to tag anyone, since I think everyone has done it by now, but I'd love to see some weird/interesting things in the comments.
