This entry was posted on 4/14/2006 9:15 PM and is filed under uncategorized.
I have pissed off more people today than I have in the last year, at least. You'll note I didn't say I irritated more people, because irritating people is something at which I excel, and I do it often and with no small amount of glee.
When I say I pissed people off, I mean I made them angry. Like, "I'm never coming back here again", angry. Like, "I'll be speaking to your boss about this!", angry.
In pretty much every instance, my reaction has been, " Please, God, PROMISE me you'll never come back. Because I really dislike you. And you smell funny.", or something similar. Of course, I say these things with my quiet voice. The one that lives in my head and thinks
Vincent D'Onofrio is too hot for words.
Out loud, I say things like, "Well, that's a shame, but I certainly understand your position and I hope you understand mine".
So, if you need pissing off, I can help. A photographic memory would certainly be a more useful natural gift, but we have to make do with what we're given. I just wish it had shown up before now, there's a whole mess of people it would have delighted me to piss off in the past.
If you are looking for actual content, well, I'm fresh out here. Go see Jen at
Breed 'Em and Weep. Read
this and then
this and then
this.
I link because I love.
Edited to add:
This pissed
me off. Where in the hell does Sharon Stone get off giving girls the message that
" Oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them."
What? For one thing, The ONLY way oral sex is safer is that you can't get pregnant from it.
The gist of her message seems to be 'hey, maybe you won't get raped if you'll perform oral sex'.
Excuse me, but forced sex of any kind is rape. Performing oral sex to avoid being forced to have 'real' sex is rape.
I just pray that any girl reading or hearing those words has more sense than that aged skank.
