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This entry was posted on 3/11/2006 7:49 AM and is filed under uncategorized.

Here's one of my favorite jokes in all it's filthy glory.  I'll probably be back later with something more substantial, but marshatm's post made me think of this joke and I had to tell y'all. Because I love.


    A little girl went with her Daddy to the barber, and was standing next to the chair eating a snack cake while he was getting his hair cut.

   The barber, concerned, said 'Honey, you're going to get hair on your Twinkie.'

    The little girl replied, 'Yeah, I'm gonna get tits too.'


     Happy Saturday!

 

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    • 3/11/2006 12:56 PM raggedy andy wrote:
      shame on you, contrary. is that the best you can do?
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    • 3/11/2006 1:43 PM Dawn wrote:
      I laughed at that!
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    • 3/11/2006 5:39 PM sweatpantsmom wrote:
      Ohhhhh. That was BAD.

      (But you KNOW I'll be repeating it.)
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    • 3/12/2006 1:07 PM Pookie wrote:
      The veterinarian told an elderly customer that she could avoid repeat visits for ear cleaning by using Nair in her dog's ears.

      So, she stopped by the pharmacy to pick up a bottle. As the pharmacist was ringing up the purchase, he told her, "If you're using this on your legs, don't wear hose for a few days, to avoid irritation."

      "I'm not using it on my legs," she replied.

      "Well, if you're using it on your underarms, avoid deodorant for a week, or you'll get a rash."

      "I'm not using it on my armpits," she said.

      The pharmacist was puzzled. "Do you mind if I ask where you're using it?"

      She explained: "It's for my schnauzer."

      "Well in that case," said the pharmacist, "you should stay off your bicycle for a while!"
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      1. 3/12/2006 2:57 PM raggedyandy wrote:
        Pookie wins.
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    • 3/13/2006 6:55 AM Chris wrote:
      Thank you. I needed that. It's early...its Monday...and I haven't had enough coffee yet.
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