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This entry was posted on 1/26/2006 11:29 AM and is filed under uncategorized.


   OMG!  I think I'm in love !    There is much swooning going on here, people.   Oh, if you don't watch the whole thing, not only will you miss some really hilarious shit, you're a total bitch.



   Moving on, (seriously, y'all go watch it ), I have seen evidence that not only am I not the laziest bitch in the world, I'm not even close .   Y'all, I am lazy. Really. Ask anyone! (anyone better not damned well answer)   But even I can find the time and energy to slap PB & J on some bread and call it a sammich.
    I also heard about these , which aren't just a whole lot better. 



  People, if you are too lazy to slap some peanut butter and jelly on some bread for your kids, SEE A DOCTOR.  You need help.  Or a cook.  ( I speak, of course, not to my readers, because y'all are all lovely people and exemplary parents.)



   In other (and much important) news, y'all keep my baby cousin Jo and her Mama in your thoughts. 




 

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    • 1/26/2006 11:41 AM jojothedogfacegirl wrote:
      Oh my! 1. NOW I see why Germany has experienced Hasselhoff-Mania. I can't pick a favorite scene.. would it be the "tribal" or the polar outfit.. I'm smiling and confused and pleased and ashamed all at once. Wow.. all from ONE lil video. 2. the samich thing- i've bought them. At my 8yr old son's request.. and he loves the dumb things. The teens (who ARE too lazy to slap peanut butter and jelly on bread) also love them. *sigh* 3. The last thing.. ICK!
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    • 1/27/2006 7:00 AM Isabel wrote:
      Okay...am I sick? Is he really hot in that video? Because at the beginning when he turns his head...I was all "yummy!". I'm scared for myself.
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    • 1/27/2006 7:53 AM Contary wrote:
      Isabel, I Know! On the one hand I'm all 'On my Lord, that's a good looking man', on the other I'm all 'Please, God, make him stop!!'. I'm so conflicted, I've watched that sucker about 14 times. Guess what? It just gets better every time baby!
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    • 1/27/2006 11:17 AM Dawn wrote:
      I think that was the most frightening thing I have ever watched. The Polar suit, with the fish catching. Did you see the weiner dog on the corner in one scene? Emily likes those crustables. Meh.
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    • 1/27/2006 2:48 PM Joel R. Davis wrote:
      It is catchy, I laughed my ass off! M you are a sick sick woman! funny! Talk to you later.
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    • 1/28/2006 7:18 AM charlie wrote:
      I am forever changed for having witnessed this horrific abomination. I have seen smaller blocks of "cheese" at a government distro center. If anyone lets on that I actually watched this (whistling music to song) I will categorically deny it. Ready to go PB&J, is nothing new. Just civilianized. Uncle Sam has done it for years. I do think Dave looks good for being 62 years old though.
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    • 1/30/2006 1:43 AM Dawn wrote:
      Oddly enough, after I watched this video, my husband danced nekked signing the same song. Like David possessed his body. I looked at him stupified and asked if he had seen the video ( which he had not). It was eerie.
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    • 1/30/2006 2:08 AM Contary wrote:
      Dawn, eerie, but HOT, right? Hee! I've been singing (BADLY) that song all weekend. I may be getting divorced over it. Even the World's Most Patient Man can only take so much.
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    • 1/30/2006 4:23 AM Kristin wrote:
      Oh My Lord. I have just "found" your site and to be treated to a Monday morning David Hasselhoff video... complete with polar suit dancing... well, it's just too, too much. I can only hope that this is somehow indicative of what the karma gods have in store for me this week! I shall become a lurker.
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    • 1/30/2006 4:24 AM Kristin wrote:
      Oh My Lord. I have just "found" your site and to be treated to a Monday morning David Hasselhoff video... complete with polar suit dancing... well, it's just too, too much. I can only hope that this is somehow indicative of what the karma gods have in store for me this week! I shall become a lurker.
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    • 1/30/2006 4:29 AM Contary wrote:
      Welcome, Kristin! I guess that video was so nice you had to comment twice! Heh. Sorry about that. Sometimes I amuse only myself. Seriously, welcome to my little corner and I hope you do more than lurk.
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    • 1/30/2006 11:51 AM marshaTM wrote:
      After that video, I am torn between wanting to set myself on fire or go to Blockbuster to rent the entire anthology of 'Knight Rider.' And the PB slices - they look appalling but this evil thought popped into my head: Put one between two Hershey bars...
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    • 1/31/2006 12:58 AM pmatwork wrote:
      So I come in to work this morning and switch on the ole puter to check whats going on.. Now that song and dear ole, can't get much better looking and live, David flying with the birds out of my head! The only thing to do is get Khristy to watch it so she won't think Im crazy, humming and giggling !! as for pp&j , why did't they have those thing when I had 6 kids at home,so I could be a lazy B. too.!!
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    • 1/31/2006 1:07 AM Pmatwork wrote:
      Khristy just watched it , after she closed her mouth and got her drooling under control, she said "isn't botox wonderfull!" she is sitting overthere as I speak singing"hooked on a feeling!!
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    • 1/31/2006 8:11 AM Anony Mouse wrote:
      David Hasselhoff makes the Baby Jesus cry.
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    • 1/31/2006 8:23 AM Contary wrote:
      Yes, Anony, tears of JOY! Bwahahaha!
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    • 2/1/2006 8:55 AM raggedyandy wrote:
      i guess bro with dial up just can't watch the video(thank you GOD) so can't make relevant comment.
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