This entry was posted on 1/24/2006 1:20 AM and is filed under uncategorized.
First, let's all bow our heads and pray to GOD IN HEAVEN ABOVE that my family can make it through one post without turning it into something dirty. I'm doubtful, as I've known every one of the nasty bastards for years, and they're ALWAYS like this. As a matter of fact, this shit has been pretty tame. So, anyway, we can hope. (Do you like how I pretend I didn't contribute to the dirtiness? Pretty cool, huh?)
An update from a previous post , I will not be finding out who won Groomer of the Year until Friday evening, so I'll let y'all know then. Hopefully, I'll also have some zany, madcap stories from dinner with the Congresspeople. Yeah. Probably not. But! Maybe I'll have a story about falling asleep in my Jello(tm)!
Now for a totally random list of unrelated observations (I know, exciting, ain't it?):
1) You people, and you know who you are, who actually eat McRibs. Y'all. That's just nasty. Seriously. Do you see how they take the pseudo meat and put it a little press or something to make it look like actual ribs, with BONES and everything? I cannot adequately express my feelings for this sandwich except to say that my husband? Who loves them? Does not eat them anymore. Unless he is by himself. And he doesn't come home to me with McRib breath. Because I would yark all over him if he did.
2) I recently attempted to read a book. Ok, I successfully read several books, but I refer to only one book here. I didn't mean to imply that I am incapable of reading a book, only that this book was so bad that I could not do it. I AM NOT ILLITERATE. Much.
I would do an in-depth book review here (which would pretty much ensure that my family would run screaming. Ha. Kidding!) but suffice it to say that a black author can write about black people and be just as condescending and insulting as any white author.
3) Neil Diamond was on Oprah recently. He is Hott. He is Elderly Hott. Like Sean Connery. Nummy.
4) Yes, I watch Oprah. I know none of the cool kids admit to it. I don't care. She even has a coveted place on my TiVo.
5) Yes, I am feeling better, thanks everyone for caring! This is cold and flu season, though, so you may be subjected to more whining from me sooner than you'd think.
PM- you see.. he's a romantic redneck... last week it was roses. He'd be a keeper! He don't beat me or nuttin' {well.. he does spank, but it's quite consensual}. and yes Ma'am... it is the DNA thing. We {this family} can't help ourselves, but say what we think. It use to get our parents in trouble, I think our generation learned from that and learned to, well..."organize" it better.